Doggiegate is a new form of presidential campaigning and I hope the dog riding on top of the car wins. Would you rather vote for a person that loved his dog taking it on the trip or the one that eats the family dog? Americans love their dogs.
I have seen several dogs riding on the top of a vehicle without a cage. They enjoyed the ride and did this willingly. If our economy gets any worse and/or the government decides that the 40% of Americans on food stamps no longer can have them we would have to hide our dogs. Starving people do strange things but I would rather starve then eat the family dog.
This is a bit morbid when you think about it. My dog eats better than I do now in Obama's world. Americans love their dogs and take good care of them even if it means they have to do without. Eating mans best friend may constitute a nationwide civil war.
Dog lovers may need to go to the White House with the family
dog on the top of your car or in the car depending on the size and protest. Leaving
your dog at home alone for this long trip is animal cruelty and a prison sentence. Would Obama have to pardon a person that eats a dog?
Obama's government will not have this dog lovers vote.
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